You, my friend, are an idiot

3 Aug

I was reading the briefs in today’s newspaper, when I ran across this gem:

“The men are accused of entering the home about 2:45 a.m. on May 2, binding residents with zip ties and pistol whipping them. The attackers asked about a safe and stole several items. Police found a stolen Wii console and baggies of methamphetamine when they arrested Day at a home in the 900 block of East Wabash Avenue. They say he had a stolen handgun with him that may have been used in the robberies.

One resident told police four men knocked on the door and he let McDaniels in to use the bathroom. One of the men asked him if he wanted to smoke meth, and the man said he walked the men downstairs to wake up his girlfriend. That’s when Day displayed the gun and the man was bound with zip ties as others stole items from the home, court documents say.”

Moral: If four strangers come to your house at 3 am and ask if you want meth, the correct reaction is not to say, “yeah for sure, let me grab my girlfriend.”

Moral, part 2: Some people are really, really dumb.

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